Ned - How big of a fool do you take me for?
Littlefinger - Well, quite an enormous one, actually.

Ned - We’re outside the castle.
Littlefinger - Was it the sun that gave it away, or the sky?

Ned - You would be the last man I would willingly include in any party.
Littlefinger - You wound me deeply.

Ned - You have my thanks.
Littlefinger - Oh, now there’s a treasure.

Ned - What do you know of Robert’s bastards?
Littlefinger - Well, he has more than you, for a start.

Ned - What you suggest is treason.
Littlefinger - Only if we lose. 

Ned - Perhaps I was wrong to distrust you.
Littlefinger - Distrusting me was the wisest thing you’ve done since you climbed down off your horse.

A Game of Thrones
(1996, G.R.R. Martin)